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Tactical Ted – Garden Ops Division
Codename: G.N.O.M.E. (Ground-level Negotiator, Operations & Mission Expert)
Tactical Ted isn’t here to prune petunias—he’s here to secure the perimeter and outwit squirrels. As the elite field operative of the Adventure Gnome unit, Ted specializes in woodland reconnaissance, marshmallow defense strategy, and morale-boosting gnome-grade humor.
Fully outfitted with mission-critical gear (including a suspiciously powerful headlamp and extra patches for rapid deployment), Ted is en route to Can Con to assess threats, forge alliances, and maybe pick up a few morale patches for his rucksack.
He doesn’t sleep. He just waits... preferably under a fern.
This colored printed patch is 2" and has a hard hook backing so you can stick it on your favorite pack. The patches will be shipped in a first-class envelope.
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